Buy Severe Tire Damage StuffOnce upon a time, Severe Tire Damage had all these amazing things to sell:
But then the barbarian hoardes descended on us and bought it all up. The end.
Isn't that a nice story, children? No, don't cry. Please! I'll buy you a lollipop. Or maybe a CD. Wait, I have a better idea...
You buy the CD.
Yes, you can still get our compilation CD for the low, low price of $9.99. This CD combines our wildly-popular first album Who Cares with our rightfully-ignored second album Trial Starter Kit. We call it The Best We Can Do.
Where can you get it? On Amazon, of course.
Enjoy it loudly with your friends!