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STD ON TV

A band that sucks this much really shouldn't be on television. But since the TV folks always buy dinner and beer (and beer and beer) for STD, it's a good thing. Here are clips of STD that have hit the air worldwide.

11meg .mov

Britain's SkyTV

Korea's MBT

6meg .mov

64meg .mov

Korea's MBT

25meg .mov

25.5meg .mov

Using the Internet (PBS)

10meg .mov

9meg .mov

Nanotopia (PBS)

The Internet Cafe (PBS)

21meg .mov

8meg .mov

USENIX Introduction

USENIX Talk Excerpt

16meg .mov

14meg .mov

USENIX "Chris Killed Your Dog"

STD VIDEO TIME-WASTERS

It's not easy filling an hour show every Wednesday night at 8pm(PST). So STD has created a few videotape segments to kill time between sets. Here are a few that have been converted to QuickTime movies. They've all been sampled at only four frames per second to minimize the load so you can effectively waste time. Proactive slacking: from the only band that really cares, Severe Tire Damage.

Perspective on History 7.2meg .mov An in-depth look at the impact of the Internet on broadcasting. Features Peter Douglas, founder of the Museum of Magnetic Recording.	Severely Damaged Tires Breakfast Cereal 8.6meg .mov A commercial for "another fine collateral product from the first band on the net, Severe Tire Damage."
STD News 8.7meg .mov The only news program by, for, and about Severe Tire Damage. Includes cigar smoking news anchor and a look at sports. Features Elizabeth Wertheimer, an actor and friend of the band.	STD News 2 14.7meg .mov More news no one needs. Includes news anchor knocked out by microphone boom and "too much fiber." Features Elizabeth Wertheimer, an actor and friend of the band.