THE OFFICIAL SEVERE TIRE DAMAGE T-SHIRT
The new t-shirts are ready, conveniently in time for early christmas shopping. These "Hanes Beefy Ts" come in any size, so long as it's Large or Extra Large; and any color, so long as it's Slate, Navy, Maroon, Purple, or Black.
A great conversation starter and tubercular phlegm collector. While wearing the shirt, band members have been stopped on the street by passersby who recognize STD as "first band on the Net", without necessarily recognizing the person wearing it... If the wearer's response is, "STD SUCKS!" --it's probably a band member.