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This is the place to buy all of that fabulous Severe Tire Damage paraphernalia:
Match Book Tattoo Condom T-Shirt CD
Matches
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Condoms
T-Shirts
CDs
The table below shows all of STD's original music. You can preview the different versions of each song, check out the lyrics, and decide which cuts to buy. If you order the "standard album" (with the cuts that STD likes) then it costs you just $12.00. If, however, you would like a custom album (STD burns a CD-R especially for you), then the cost is $15.00 plus 50 cents per cut.

 
Title / Information Listen
RA=Real Audio
Order
Anna K
MP3
Around and Around (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Around and Around (Acoustic)
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Banana Slug Song
MP3
Car On Fire (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Car On Fire (modern rock)
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Carcinoma (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Chris Killed Your Dog (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Daddy
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Diana
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Evariste (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Evariste (with 3 Steves!)
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Falling For You
MP3
Future Jazz
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K)
Girl With Emphysema
MP3 RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K)
H. Ross Perot
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Halloween (Russ)
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Halloween (Steve)
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Heart And Soul of the Bride of Frankenstein
MP3
Hospital Love
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
I Need More (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Jeremy (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Jingle Bells
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
The Karin Ann Phillips Song
MP3 / RA(56K)
Lance's Dad
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Last Song Tonight
MP3 RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K)
MBone For Nothing
MP3
Monks On Dope
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Not Dead Yet
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Ornamental Comic Toad
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Phase-O-Matic
MP3
Pincushion Boy
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Rockspam
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
The Sandwich Song
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Satch-alike
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
SLORC
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / MP3
STD on KFJC
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
STD 'n da House
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Stuart (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
A Thousand Clowns (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Time Marches On (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Time Marches On (Mark)
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Voices ("Jeremy" by Steve)
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Wah Not
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Wannabe (small furry rodents)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
What I Do (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Who Cares (default)
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Who Cares (Steve)
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Wimoweh
MP3 / RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV
Windy Flute Song
RA(28K) / RA(56K) / RA(112K) / WAV

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CDs:
Condoms: $1.00 each
Matches: 10 cents each
T-Shirts: $20.00 each  
Tattoos: 50 cents each
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